The staff here at My Mom's Nerd would like to make a correction in a story run earlier this week regarding a certain poopy diaper being left behind at our cookie party. The accused, a one Mr. Nipper Knapp has been fully exonerated in the case, and we would like to both apologize and clear the good name of Mr. Knapp. We went forward with the story without properly questioning our sources. It is regrettable that Mr. Knapp's good standing in the community is being colored by our poor reporting and we would like to extend a full apology to him and his family during this difficult time.
A full investigation will go forward into the case of the cookie crapper as TMZ is now calling the case. Any witnesses with information are encouraged to come forward. There is no reward, but we'd like to note that going into the Santa season with this kind of thing on your conscience is not recommended.
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Thank God we're out of diapers. All 3 of us.
ReplyDeleteHowever, if all of the toilet paper is off of the roll in a pile on the floor, well, you know where to find Bob.
I knew Nipper would never do such a thing. He is a fastidious house keeper.
ReplyDeleteSo... who was it?
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