Showing posts with label saks fifth avenue. Show all posts
Showing posts with label saks fifth avenue. Show all posts

Friday, March 4, 2011

(fat) Back to the future


In my crazed cleaning mania I discovered a 12 year old bottle of Clarins cellulite cream. I remember buying it at the Saks Fifth Avenue in San Francisco the year before I moved to LA. I had gotten my first big residual check, and I saddled up to the make-up counter like a starving person at a buffet. I think I spent $200, which was about what I had been taking home every week at my temp job.

The reason I still have the bottle (mostly full) is that my 24 year old thighs did not actually have cellulite. I got snookered. BUT, then I'm wondering, maybe the girl behind the counter was just me in disguise, back from 2011. I may or may not, now need the stuff (a lady never tells), and god knows I don't have time to go to Saks to buy it. Thanks ME!

Do you think there might be a loss of efficacy after 12 year in my bathroom cubby?