My Muffintop Lyrics

I did it! I did it! I just want to thank my dear dear girlfriends who gave up lots of their precious time, and sweat like big strong men under their silly wigs. I also want to thank the BRILLIANT Lady Gaga, who I was not even a fan of until I started this project. This song so pervaded my consciousness, without every really having heard it, that one night, after putting Jack to bed, I was standing in the kitchen making myself something fatty and delicious, and I turned to Nipper and started singing "My muffintop, my my my muffintop" while addressing my own burgeoning muffintop. Nipper had no idea what I was singing, but when I played the song with him, he said he thought I should write my own lyrics and have Brett record it. Thank you Nipper Knapp. Thank you Brett making my silly parody song sound AWESOME. I am now officially a big big Lady Gaga fan. I thought I was too old to shake my booty to music like hers, but man oh man, how can you not? Nipper and I have been playing her music LOUD in the car lately. I always giggle to think of how ridiculous I must look cruising along in the prius lip syncing to Telephone. T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-telephone...


SO here's the link to the video. Photocinenews.com is doing an exclusive 24 hour premiere. After that I'll be posting it on youtube, and vimeo, and funny or die, and here, and anywhere that will have me. I told Nipper all I want is to do my bad Lady Gaga dance with my mom friends on Ellen. I love Ellen. It's a secret. Shhhh. Oh and the lyrics are below. ENJOY!


The Password to see the full HD version of My Muffintop on the photocinenews site  is: nerdmom

MY MUFFINTOP

Mum mum mum mah

Mum mum mum mah

I wanna button em like I did in old days

just put them on an go about my day

before this pack of kids this wasn't one of my parts

Didn't know I'd trade my girlish hips for their hearts

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh

I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh, 

I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't miss my 

Can't miss my 

No he can't miss my muffin top

(She's got a lumpy body)

Can't miss my 

Can't miss my 

No he can't muffin top

(She's got a lumpy body)

M-m-m-muffin top, m-muffin top

(Mum mum mum mah)

M-m-m-muffin top, m-muffin top

(Mum mum mum mah)

I used to work out, eat lots of greens

Now it's cheese poofs and mac and cheese (I love it)

Before this pack of kids my bod was the bomb

Now I take my top off and I look like my mom

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh

I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh, 

I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't miss my 

Can't miss my 

No he can't miss my muffin top

(She's got a lumpy body)

Can't miss my 

Can't miss my 

No he can't miss my muffin top

(She's got a lumpy body)

M-m-m-muffin top, m-muffin top

(Mum mum mum mah)

M-m-m-muffin top, m-muffin top

(Mum mum mum mah)

I will tell you that I love you

Kiss or hug you

Cause I'm not bluffin' with my muffin

I'm not crying I'm just stunnin' with my love of glue gunning

Maybe not the girl you used to know

I'm the only one here so let's just go

I promise this, promise this

Check this hip cause it's marvelous

Can't miss my 

Can't miss my 

No he can't miss my muffin top

(She's got a lumpy body)

Can't miss my 

Can't miss my 

No he can't miss my poker face

(She's got a lumpy body)

Can't miss my 

Can't miss my 

No he can't miss my muffin top

(She's got a lumpy body)

Can't miss my 

Can't miss my 

No he can't miss my poker face

(She's got a lumpy body)

M-m-m-muffin top, m-muffin top

(Mum mum mum mah)

M-m-m-muffin top, m-muffin top

(Mum mum mum mah)

M-m-m-muffin top, m-muffin top

(Mum mum mum mah)

M-m-m-muffin top, m-muffin top

(Mum mum mum mah)