Jack still in his jammies on our way into the first Target of the day
I was bummed that the dresses were polyester not cotton, but they actually hang really nicely!
Hello business casual audition shirt!
The swimsuits are straight out of the 50's. SO cute and flattering!
No these are not for Jack. The little girls next door have birthdays coming up!
Ok, off to Target number 2. We pack Jack and his new truck into the car (I'm not above bribery, sue me) and head down Highway 111 to Palm Desert. Strike two. They don't have anything! Not like they're sold out. Like, they haven't put it out yet. Oh sleepy desert town. I buy soy latte number two, a playmobil fire engine for Jack (oh yeah, this was not my proudest parenting day), and head further down the road to Palm Springs. Jack fell asleep in the car, so I went in solo, while Nana waited with him in the car. Paydirt. Unfortunately it was almost 11am by now, and I encountered women coming down the aisle with carts overflowing with stuff. "It's all gone" I thought. "I should have come here first!" But no they had left me some crumbs:
When I saw this shelf, I thought our little venture was doomed.
I had no intention of buying bedding. But it was all so pretty and PERFECT for the pink palace/man cave/cotton candy club. AS soon as I do the big unveiling, I'm going to have a naming contest
This was what I came for. Little boxes for every little thing in my office. Perfect.
Candy jars and planters. Too cute. I might plant some jasmine and put it on a high shelf. So pretty.
I've been needing a watering can and gardening gloves, I swear.
When I rolled my covered wagon back to the car, my mother laughed out loud. "Ok, let's go home". "Uhm. Ok, how about I take you and Jack home, and I head back to the La Quinta Target? I have a few more things to get." "There was anything left?" "Yes."
So that's what I did. We drove back and I dropped them off. If I'd subjected Jack to one more Target SOMEONE would have called the authorities. Poor baby. He and nana were headed to the pool when I left, so it's not like I left him in the car with the window cracked.
I drove back to the La Quinta Target, and as I walked in the female employee from our 8am run laughed when she saw me. "It's all out now!" Well, not all of it. This is where I became a part time Target employee. I hovered around a guy unloading boxes of boxes for a while, and when it started to get awkward for both of us, I asked if he'd just open the biggest box because I had a feeling the large milk crates I was looking for were in there. He happily obliged and I headed for lingerie. On the way I spotted these. Perfecto:
I'm going to fill these with pictures of Jack
I don't know if I've mentioned it before I'm still wearing the same underwear from when I was pregnant with Jack. It's sad underwear. It has holes in it. It was cute when I got it, but now... Sad sad sad panties. So thank you Liberty of London (Nipper Knapp thanks you too):
The pink panties have a little ruffle butt. Too cute!
I head back through the women's section just to see if I missed anything on the way out, and lo and behold there is my friend unpacking boxes in the accessories section:
I made myself useful and unwrapped some purses and flip flops. One of the stock girls was friendly and we were judging each bag as it came out. The other woman was eyeing me suspiciously. I don't blame her.
I didn't buy any though
I did buy these though. Cute right?
This was the only thing I saw that I wish I had bought. But I couldn't justify, nor did I have room in the car for chairs. Well I could have strapped Jack in his car seat to the top of the Prius National Lampoon Vacation style. But after the three Target visits, I figured I was pushing my luck. So I left them there for some other lucky girl to take home.
$99 of pretty
What else? I bought Nipper Knapp one pair of boxers, but I'm not showing them here because, after last weeks romantic story about him making me coffee I don't want you ladies imagining him in his undies!
I think I'm gonna be sick.
ReplyDeletei eyed all the stuff online when they had the big unveiling but it was already all sold out. and i'm po. and i don't know if they ship to france. LOVE the flip flops and the chair. i can't believe how much they're charging for the organizational boxes and milk crates! i wanted to buy a million dollars worth in the print of your gardening gloves.
ReplyDeletespeaking of the fact that i have a dollar to my name, how much is the house on your block selling for? you know, because i live in LA, i have a job and i have fantastic credit...
Poor Nip. I put a bag of donettes on the top of one of the shopping bags from Target and hand to god he never noticed a single item. The man is easy to please.
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