Elastic waistbands. Loose ones that hit at just the right spot
Paperwhites
Parents who taught me to be stronger than I thought I could be especially when things are really really bad
A husband who taught me it's ok to ask for help especially when things are really really bad
Pedicures and shoes that make me feel sexy even though I currently look strangely fat as opposed to pregnant
Ira Glass
Finally having a giant couch the whole family can pile onto
Los Angeles
Michele Obama
My ovaries
A good mattress
My dopey big brother who makes me laugh this hideous cackle until I cry, even though he still owes me 9 snickers for going underwater without plugging my nose at Lucy Lachance's pool when I was 6 or 7
Dave Brubeck, Miles Davis, Nina Simone, Jack White, all the Blind Willie's, Mick Jagger, Jeff Tweedy, Ella Fitzgerald, and the first guy who recorded music on wax discs. I could kiss that guy.
Ultra thin pantyliners
Books
Good prenatal care
Tacos
Cheese puffs
The best in-laws money can buy. Well I didn't buy them but they are good.
Clinical strength deodorant
My girlfriends who still seem to like me even though I am a misanthropic shut-in
Glitter
Dental insurance
Chanel No5
Irony
Work that I love
Tylenol
Oh and... free will. That's pretty good too.
The best in-laws money can buy. Well I didn't buy them but they are good.
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