I'm not promising anything nearly as entertaining as this with the Lady Gaga parody video. However the dancing will be similar. Only with less "soul" in the hips...
Also, it makes a whole lot more sense when about 3 minutes and 30 seconds in you realize that the center woman is NOT a sistah, but just a really really really tan midwesterner transplanted in California.
The level of honky crazy is high. It's kind of addictive. I've watched it three times today. People keep asking me if it's Kristen Wiig doing a bit. I wish I could find more videos of this lady. She's insane. I bet she had a tanning booth in her house. I bet she drank tang every morning. I bet she lost all her money to Jim and Tammy Faye Baker.
I used to be a single girl in San Francisco, and after that, a single girl in LA, before that I was a baby in Michigan. But then I met Nipper Knapp. We played guitars and smoked cigarettes (me for real, Nipper Knapp not so much), and listened to Wilco, and took pictures, and laughed at each others jokes, and travelled all over, and then we had a BABY. After the initial shock of our lives being rocked like a Scorpion song, we've settled into a new set of wildly entertaining endeavors, that I think the world needs to know about.
So who is Mrs. Nipper Knapp? A photographer, an actor, a dancer, a dreamer, a doer, a butcher, a baker, a candlestick maker. Actually I'm a really sarcastic shell of a person, who can barely contain my disdain for my fellow man. I'm a real people person. I sell stuff on tv. I love weddings. I like to embroider pillowcases, and grow corn in my backyard, and eat tacos. I'm obsessed with midcentury design, and lots of other things that white people are into. I'm a midwesterner living in Los Angeles, and I'm never going back. Except Christmas and Summer. I'm a Christmas and Easter midwesterner. Did I mention I grow corn...
Ooomchicka Ooomchicka Ooomchicka...
ReplyDeleteI am absolutely transfixed. Wow.
Who needs drugs when you have a friend like her?!
"Get loose, for heaven's sake!"
Also, it makes a whole lot more sense when about 3 minutes and 30 seconds in you realize that the center woman is NOT a sistah, but just a really really really tan midwesterner transplanted in California.
The level of honky crazy is high. It's kind of addictive. I've watched it three times today. People keep asking me if it's Kristen Wiig doing a bit. I wish I could find more videos of this lady. She's insane. I bet she had a tanning booth in her house. I bet she drank tang every morning. I bet she lost all her money to Jim and Tammy Faye Baker.
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