This could sound paranoid, but I think the Marvy Uchida marker company might be out to ruin my marriage. I received my replacement silver jumbo garden craft terracotta marker in the mail today. It doesn't work. Again.
Jack is upstairs sobbing because he doesn't want to take a nap (this is a fun new trend). But I think it might be because he knows that the shit is about to hit the fan in crafty mom V neat freak dad land.
Please keep our family in your thoughts during this very difficult time.