I love their stuff too. Jack turns 3 in June and I was on utoypia last night spending all his college money on playmobil rescue vehicles and cargo planes. I'm sure he will learn just as much about world history, and 20th century poets, with those as he would have at Berkeley...
But the popo advent calendar is still as mystery to me. Does someone get arrested on Christmas day? Are there 12 days of crimes? Does the scary police dog sniff the baby jesus' crotch. A mystery.
I used to be a single girl in San Francisco, and after that, a single girl in LA, before that I was a baby in Michigan. But then I met Nipper Knapp. We played guitars and smoked cigarettes (me for real, Nipper Knapp not so much), and listened to Wilco, and took pictures, and laughed at each others jokes, and travelled all over, and then we had a BABY. After the initial shock of our lives being rocked like a Scorpion song, we've settled into a new set of wildly entertaining endeavors, that I think the world needs to know about.
So who is Mrs. Nipper Knapp? A photographer, an actor, a dancer, a dreamer, a doer, a butcher, a baker, a candlestick maker. Actually I'm a really sarcastic shell of a person, who can barely contain my disdain for my fellow man. I'm a real people person. I sell stuff on tv. I love weddings. I like to embroider pillowcases, and grow corn in my backyard, and eat tacos. I'm obsessed with midcentury design, and lots of other things that white people are into. I'm a midwesterner living in Los Angeles, and I'm never going back. Except Christmas and Summer. I'm a Christmas and Easter midwesterner. Did I mention I grow corn...
Ha.. I know it shouldnt be funny. But I love their Circus toys. O.k more than my daughter:)
ReplyDeleteI love their stuff too. Jack turns 3 in June and I was on utoypia last night spending all his college money on playmobil rescue vehicles and cargo planes. I'm sure he will learn just as much about world history, and 20th century poets, with those as he would have at Berkeley...
ReplyDeleteBut the popo advent calendar is still as mystery to me. Does someone get arrested on Christmas day? Are there 12 days of crimes? Does the scary police dog sniff the baby jesus' crotch. A mystery.
Playmobil has awesome stuff, but this is just hilarious. I cannot stop laughing!
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