Me: on the computer, entering my credit card number as fast as my piggy fingers can fly.
Nipper Knapp, panther like, suddenly at my shoulder: "whatcha buying?"
Me, caught, casual as possible: "Another paint pen"
Nipper hangs his head
Me: "you took a vow", pat on the back, pat on the back, pat on the back
Nipper: "not a paint pen vow"
Did I mention I bought another one at Michael's yesterday, but in a fine point, because that's all they had, because I wanted see if it was all silver markers, or just mine that totally don't work? By the way, it's just mine. The new one works just fine. SO now I have, two not working markers, and one that works just fine, but not in the width that I need. SO, like any sane person, I ordered another one. But this time, I ordered it straight from the Marvy Uchida marker company in beautiful downtown Torrance California. I'm like Daniel Day Lewis in The Last of the Mohicans, "I WILL FIND YOU". This bathroom is going to be romantic like that.
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exquisite juxtaposition of the marker quest and the last of the mohicans adventures.
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