I know I haven't written in a LONG time. I've been traveling, and Nipper and I have suffered a setback.
Last week, I sent him out for toilet paper and he came back with single ply. I know, you're thinking "TAKE IT BACK! THROW IT OUT! BURN IT IN THE FRONT YARD! GO BUY SOME PROPER TP!!!". But we are in a recession people. I'm not lady freakin Astor over here.
Please keep our family in your thoughts during this difficult time. When order has been restored, and I have the will to go on, I will have many many things to report. It's been a harrowing week, but I will survive.