Sunday, June 6, 2010

My Muffintop Lyrics





I did it! I did it! I just want to thank my dear dear girlfriends who gave up lots of their precious time, and sweat like big strong men under their silly wigs. I also want to thank the BRILLIANT Lady Gaga, who I was not even a fan of until I started this project. This song so pervaded my consciousness, without every really having heard it, that one night, after putting Jack to bed, I was standing in the kitchen making myself something fatty and delicious, and I turned to Nipper and started singing "My muffintop, my my my muffintop" while addressing my own burgeoning muffintop. Nipper had no idea what I was singing, but when I played the song with him, he said he thought I should write my own lyrics and have Brett record it. Thank you Nipper Knapp. Thank you Brett making my silly parody song sound AWESOME. I am now officially a big big Lady Gaga fan. I thought I was too old to shake my booty to music like hers, but man oh man, how can you not? Nipper and I have been playing her music LOUD in the car lately. I always giggle to think of how ridiculous I must look cruising along in the prius lip syncing to Telephone. T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-telephone...


SO here's the link to the video. Photocinenews.com is doing an exclusive 24 hour premiere. After that I'll be posting it on youtube, and vimeo, and funny or die, and here, and anywhere that will have me. I told Nipper all I want is to do my bad Lady Gaga dance with my mom friends on Ellen. I love Ellen. It's a secret. Shhhh. Oh and the lyrics are below. ENJOY!


The Password to see the full HD version of My Muffintop on the photocinenews site  is: nerdmom

MY MUFFINTOP
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah

I wanna button em like I did in old days
just put them on an go about my day
before this pack of kids this wasn't one of my parts
Didn't know I'd trade my girlish hips for their hearts

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh, 
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't miss my 
Can't miss my 
No he can't miss my muffin top
(She's got a lumpy body)
Can't miss my 
Can't miss my 
No he can't muffin top
(She's got a lumpy body)

M-m-m-muffin top, m-muffin top
(Mum mum mum mah)
M-m-m-muffin top, m-muffin top
(Mum mum mum mah)

I used to work out, eat lots of greens
Now it's cheese poofs and mac and cheese (I love it)
Before this pack of kids my bod was the bomb
Now I take my top off and I look like my mom

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh, 
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't miss my 
Can't miss my 
No he can't miss my muffin top
(She's got a lumpy body)
Can't miss my 
Can't miss my 
No he can't miss my muffin top
(She's got a lumpy body)

M-m-m-muffin top, m-muffin top
(Mum mum mum mah)
M-m-m-muffin top, m-muffin top
(Mum mum mum mah)

I will tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm not bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not crying I'm just stunnin' with my love of glue gunning
Maybe not the girl you used to know
I'm the only one here so let's just go
I promise this, promise this
Check this hip cause it's marvelous

Can't miss my 
Can't miss my 
No he can't miss my muffin top
(She's got a lumpy body)
Can't miss my 
Can't miss my 
No he can't miss my poker face
(She's got a lumpy body)

Can't miss my 
Can't miss my 
No he can't miss my muffin top
(She's got a lumpy body)
Can't miss my 
Can't miss my 
No he can't miss my poker face
(She's got a lumpy body)

M-m-m-muffin top, m-muffin top
(Mum mum mum mah)
M-m-m-muffin top, m-muffin top
(Mum mum mum mah)

M-m-m-muffin top, m-muffin top
(Mum mum mum mah)
M-m-m-muffin top, m-muffin top
(Mum mum mum mah)

24 comments:

  1. I love it. Its hilarious.
    Now I take my top off and I look like my mom:)
    Ha... Now I have to go find my girlfriends and show them Your video. Great job. Adorable kids

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  2. why does loving ellen need to be a secret? doesn't EVERYONE love ellen? she is my bff...one of these days, i will tell her. and y'all should absolutely be on her show!!!

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  3. Your mom wishes she looked like you when she takes her top off.

    Great song and great work.

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  4. I will send this to everyone I know and when it comes time to earn my muffin top I will rock it proudly!!! Great job girls:)

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  5. This is truely funny! Great production by the way -- you have some very talented friends. Keep us laughing . . .

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  6. LMAO!!! Muffinlicious! Gotta share this with my Ya Yas!

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  7. omg lady mama? :S hahaha, muh muh muh mufff.. awesome i cant stop laughing

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  8. OMG this is hilarious! Great job... kudos to everyone who made it happen :)

    (Oh, and I'd KILL to have your body... Jam out wit' yer clam out, mama!)

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  9. From one mid-westerner in LA to another, this video is hilarious. (My wife pointed it out to me.)

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  10. Brillant and superb. I enjoyed and am proud of my muh muh muffin top. Found you through Good Day Regular People.
    Once again it was hilarious!

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  11. Found the link via Lisa and the Empress. HIGH FIVE! SO awesome - I watched it a gazillion times and shared everywhere. LOVE it.

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  12. I loved it!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you. Great job.

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  13. Just popped thru from the Empress where your video made my day and I declared you my hero.
    Awesome Funny!

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  14. You should be SO, SO PROUD of yourself. That was brilliant in EVERY way! I'm so impressed with the music AND video quality of your "little" project. It was hysterical, and gave me a GREAT laugh. Thanks for sharing it with the world.

    I found you through Good Day Regular People.

    And in parting...I only WISH i could have YOUR muffin top, as opposed to mine. Just sayin.

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  15. This is just hilarious! I share it with anyone and everyone I can. Congrats on being so brave and creative and making this video. I love it!

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  16. I love it! I'll be watching it all day long!

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  17. thank you thank you thank you for making me laugh my muffin off!!

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  18. before i read your lyrics, i thought you were say "she's got to love her body"... same thing :)
    thanks for that video!

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  19. no! I listened again- i thought it was "she's got a lovely body" ... again... same thing LOL- - off to listen/dance again!!!

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  20. You make a muffin top look sexy.

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  21. Highly entertaining. Hilarious! Breathes new life into a repetitive track that has had way to much air time! We all need a bit of laughter in our busy lives and this definitely provided everyone with that laughter! I have long since added this video to my Youtube favorites list. To the creator, thanks for making it and for sharing it. Cheers from Canada! =)

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  22. hahahahaha, OH MY! Thanks for the laugh I so needed it today. Kids have been running around crazy all day driving me nuts. I will have to try to watch it again after they all go to bed as a good portion of the time I was pulling my 19 month old off the computer hutch and listening to her scream because I would not let her climb it. Even with all of that I was laughing my butt off.

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  23. I love this it is so funny. You made my day.

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