My Mom's A Nerd
Thursday, July 1, 2010

fog, frog, flog... everything including the kitchen sink

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In the last two days, I have lost my credit card, my retainer (nerds), my keys, my mind. The blender broke, and I really thought that Nipp...
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Friday, June 25, 2010

tralalala, problem? what problem?

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We live in the future. I called a guy, who knew a guy, who had the number for a guy he didn't know, but knew could help me. Then that gu...
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Everywhere I look I see your face

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Nipper Knapp spotted this last night when he was making Jack dinner. I'm sure we'll be finding R2D2 parts strewn about the scene f...
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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

"Artoo Come Back Here At Once!"

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Let me just start right off my saying that I would like to come back in another life as Jack. This kid picked the right two suckers for par...
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Monday, June 21, 2010

I'm a mac

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My good friend Brad sent this to me a few days ago. Love it. It's called The American Look (1958) If you want to see it full screen doub...
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Sunday, June 20, 2010

Does this mean I have a problem?

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I am incapable of withstanding a free sample offer.  If you tell me I can get a 3 cent sample of your hair cream, or face mask, or primer (...
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Saturday, June 19, 2010

I'm a squanderer

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I squander time, and good will, and fancy face cream, and all kinds of other good stuff. I don't mean to do it. I always begin with the ...
Friday, June 18, 2010

Will work for soy lattes

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Jack's birthday is next week, but we're having a party Sunday. I'm making an R2D2 cake. Oh and star wars cookies. Remember a fe...
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Monday, June 14, 2010

Be cool my babies, I'll catch you on the flip flop

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Alright peeps, listen up and listen good. I'm tired see? I've got a lot on my mind see? I can't possibly keep up with this frant...
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Feliz Navidad

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This is my niece Anoushka. She's awesome. She's in kindergarten but next year she's going into second grade, because she's...
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I used to be a single girl in San Francisco, and after that, a single girl in LA, before that I was a baby in Michigan. But then I met Nipper Knapp. We played guitars and smoked cigarettes (me for real, Nipper Knapp not so much), and listened to Wilco, and took pictures, and laughed at each others jokes, and travelled all over, and then we had a BABY. After the initial shock of our lives being rocked like a Scorpion song, we've settled into a new set of wildly entertaining endeavors, that I think the world needs to know about. So who is Mrs. Nipper Knapp? A photographer, an actor, a dancer, a dreamer, a doer, a butcher, a baker, a candlestick maker. Actually I'm a really sarcastic shell of a person, who can barely contain my disdain for my fellow man. I'm a real people person. I sell stuff on tv. I love weddings. I like to embroider pillowcases, and grow corn in my backyard, and eat tacos. I'm obsessed with midcentury design, and lots of other things that white people are into. I'm a midwesterner living in Los Angeles, and I'm never going back. Except Christmas and Summer. I'm a Christmas and Easter midwesterner. Did I mention I grow corn...
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