Today at the park, Jack ran into Bob, of Smacksy fame. Bob had two light sabers with him, and was kind enough to share one with Jack, who...

She played all the parts. Why oh why did it have to be SO bad? I wanted to like it. I wanted to like it so badly. I was so annoyed by comm...

Or Sunday, or Tuesday. Not ever. Jack saw the picture by mistake while cruising for videos on Nipper's iphone. And yes, I do think the...

It's not like I don't do ANY parenting around here. I mean sure, I spend a good deal of time holed up in the my pink cocoon, sewing...

Oh Orson Welles, I can only hope to someday match your talent and girth You ever drink so much coffee that you think maybe you're hav...

I don't know if it seems like my posting has been erratic, but it's felt erratic. I'm just sort of treading water to keep my lit...

And while you're at it, explain the Playmobil Advent Calendar Police Toy . Police? Advent? Calendar? Toy? Vas da vas?

Today, I had an audition to play a business lady who is mistaken for a hooker by a 20 something guy who is running a casino out of his loft...

Grandma Mary was all sassafras The chairs before being reupholstered threadbare arms The chairs came back from the upholsterer (last week...

I'm sitting in my office wearing a cashmere sweater with fingerless gloves and a hooded jacket. I'm wearing a wool monkey hat, and...