My Mom's A Nerd
Thursday, December 31, 2009

New years resolutions

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I never make resolutions because I don't like people bossing me around, even if that person is a very drunk or hopped up on a good day...
Wednesday, December 30, 2009

I'm a really good mom

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Yesterday, Jack and I are in the car. We pull out of the driveway, drive down the hill, stop at the stop sign. Jack points to the left and...
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the gift that just kept on giving

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I'm not sure if I wrote about our spite tree or not. The day we went to get a Christmas tree, Nipper and I were having what I'll c...
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Monday, December 28, 2009

Just a few days left!

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Don't forget to order you're L'uvalla skin care products and get 15% off using the promotion code: MARIJA15. Only until the end...
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Sunday, December 27, 2009

I made this

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I got the bright idea this summer that I would embroider re-usable grocery bags for my sister-in-laws. 6 months later, I have finished one o...
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Aspirations

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You know whose body I want? I want Jennifer Grey's body in that scene in dirty dancing where she's dancing by herself across the ...
Saturday, December 26, 2009

Francis Francis... almost.

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My good friend Allie embroidered this tea towel for me Christmas. She knew I wanted the Francis Francis espresso machine and I'm pro...
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Friday, December 25, 2009

Pretty woman... minus the me being a hooker part

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The night before Christmas eve Nipper surprised me with a new dress, and a babysitter, and reservations at a fancy pants restaurant d...
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Share The Wealth Part 4 - Assuage your guilt... It's Christmas!

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So if you're Christmas is going anything like mine, you've spent more than is reasonable on gifts, and eaten WAY too much bacon. It...
Thursday, December 24, 2009

one more thing

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I have more to report about my date last night, but I have to clean the kitchen and wrap some presents, and prepare this family for the arri...
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I used to be a single girl in San Francisco, and after that, a single girl in LA, before that I was a baby in Michigan. But then I met Nipper Knapp. We played guitars and smoked cigarettes (me for real, Nipper Knapp not so much), and listened to Wilco, and took pictures, and laughed at each others jokes, and travelled all over, and then we had a BABY. After the initial shock of our lives being rocked like a Scorpion song, we've settled into a new set of wildly entertaining endeavors, that I think the world needs to know about. So who is Mrs. Nipper Knapp? A photographer, an actor, a dancer, a dreamer, a doer, a butcher, a baker, a candlestick maker. Actually I'm a really sarcastic shell of a person, who can barely contain my disdain for my fellow man. I'm a real people person. I sell stuff on tv. I love weddings. I like to embroider pillowcases, and grow corn in my backyard, and eat tacos. I'm obsessed with midcentury design, and lots of other things that white people are into. I'm a midwesterner living in Los Angeles, and I'm never going back. Except Christmas and Summer. I'm a Christmas and Easter midwesterner. Did I mention I grow corn...
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