To that end, I took him with me to get some things he needed for school. This is what happens when you let a four year old pick out his own water shoes:
This makes me question if he's actually my child. My eyes are burning from their hideousness. And of course he wants to wear them every day now. ALL THE TIME. FML. (that was for you Nipper Knapp). He might as well have just punched me in the face.